The Narcissist's Prayer
That didn't happen, and if it did, it wasn't me, and if it was, it's not a big deal and if it is, it's not my fault, and if it was, i didn't mean it, and if i did, you made me do it
That didn't happen, and if it did, it wasn't me, and if it was, it's not a big deal and if it is, it's not my fault, and if it was, i didn't mean it, and if i did, you made me do it